CrashTestGenius sits down to play the first game in a long-running series that is near and dear to his mechanical, scorched-earth heart.
Here it is folks: this is the movie we’ve been saving for the end of our crappy Christmas cinema cacophony. It has a 7% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, was nominated for three Razzie Awards, and is included in several lists for the worst movies of the 2000s. There should be no possible way this could be an enjoyable experience, right?
A Christmas movie where our protagonist is a sleazy, selfish, unapologetic, lying, thieving materialist that does NOT learn a lesson from a trio of spirits. Also: sooo 90s, brah!
Unlikable characters, horrible slapstick, bad dialogue, forced holiday lessons, sophomoric sexual allusions, and the film’s overall style not being able to decide to be all-out goofy or play it straight lands this movie on our permanent “naughty list”. Do NOT make this part of your Christmas traditions.
This straight-to-DVD sequel of the beloved holiday classic will make you wish you’d shot your eyes out.
Are you ready for a horrific psychological self-destructive whirlwind breakdown?!
Yeah, neither were we.